penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

(via insidetheforbiddenforest)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via insidetheforbiddenforest)

annacdp:

George R. R. Martin… wisdom at its finest

(via thefaultinourfandoms)

deducecanoe:

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

kids today

(Source: dogshame, via thefaultinourfandoms)

faultinourfantasies:

scarecrowframe:

faultinourfantasies:

SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand

Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this

It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its killing

(via thefaultinourfandoms)

egberts:

avril lavigne is 29

(via thefaultinourfandoms)

bipetual:

illegally downloading things

image

(Source: sadmermaicl, via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

ohdamnchris:

spattergroit101:

stop following me in front 

IM DYIN

(via fandom-shuffle)

iam-lazarus:

hey do you ever think maybe hannibal just got called ‘hannibal the cannibal’ a bunch of times as a kid and it really upset him so he went ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em’ and fulfilled his destiny and maybe it’s not his fault he consumes human flesh or is that not the show

(Source: cannibalspecter, via fandom-shuffle)

super-who-locked-in:

everytanglehasastory:

Notice how Gothel checks Rapunzel’s hair first, not Rapunzel.

notice how Gothel’s a huge bitch

(via fandom-shuffle)